MARDI GRAS MADNESS STRIKES AGAIN

In a feat of wild ludicrousness, M. Incroyable has elected to stretch the Mardi Gras party across two cities this year. Naturally The Peculiar Pretzelmen Big Band will hold court at our favorite culinary hotspot/late night circus show THE FOUNDRY on FEBRUARY 9th!

Then the lunatic hightails it to Seattle where his Orchestre D'Incroyable will be slamming through the swinging New Orleans vibe all night at THE GROTTO in the basement of the RENDEZVOUS. That's FEBRUARY 12th or Mardi Gras Proper if you like.



KEEP INCROYABLE FUELED

People are always asking us here at Pretzel HQ, "sure, we'd love to meet Incroyable out at all these great pubs and bars, but we live so far away, how can we KEEP INCROYABLE FUELED from the comfort of out glowing computer screens?"

Well here's your answer. The majesty of PayPal has enabled us to enable you to buy Incroyable a drink. You buy him a beer, and he's happy and thanks you on the twitter/facebook universe. You buy him a whiskey and he'll send you a pic of him drinking said whiskey and thank you on the twitter/facebook universe. You buy him a topshelf whiskey and you get all that stuff, plus you go to heaven. GUARANTEED.

Shameless? Yes.
Fortunately Incroyable is pretty comfortable with his lack of shame.


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Thanks,
the management.


HOLIDAY MADNESS 2012

IT IS HAPPENING AGAIN!!!


The Peculiar Pretzelmen return to the Foundry on Melrose for another round of HOLIDAY MADNESS. Dec 14th 2012. 9PM and totally free. Expect the usual onslaught of abusive cheer treatment, and sonic merriment doused in healthy doses of bourbon and egg nog.

Special guests:
HOLLY CONLAN
BRENDAN HINES
BRAD MACDONALD
THE PRETZELETTES

DARKER: the final leg of 2012

DARKER the second EP in the DEEPERDARKERWEIRDER series.
release: Nov 13 2012

Pre-order the limited edition combo pack now. $20





IT IS HAPPENING AGAIN.......


One last time for 2012 the deadly duo sets out to burn holes in every brain they can poke with their specific style of sonic mayhem. Sorry to all the places we couldn't make it to this year, we promise to get to you next year!

Check the show schedule to the left for details and COME PARTY WITH US FOR THE END IS NIGH! Or at least that's the rumor.

WEST SEATTLE DITCH DIGGERS

Incroyable has rustled up a few maniacs in the NW to make more noise when the Pretzelmen are in between tours. The band is THE WEST SEATTLE DITCH DIGGERS featuring members of The Bad Things.

The marvelous Nick Gucker brings us the first tee shirt!
Available now! White ink on black shirt. $20.


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HAPPY AUGUST!

One day only, 24 tiny hours.....



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DEEPERDARKERWEIRDER RETURNS!

We're back, everybody. Prepare yourselves.

HOTEL MONTE VISTA SITUATION....

So, lots of you have heard at least a little about our unfortunate friction with the Hotel Monte Vista/Monte Vista Lounge in Flagstaff, Arizona. Here's the facts, just so we can be straight on it.

1) They solicited us for the gig. We had played there a little over a year before and it went well so they asked us back.

2) We agreed on a contract weeks in advance (because that's how it works.)

3) The booker we had set the gig up with never showed up to the event.

4) The sound guy presented us with a new and different contract that we had no knowledge of during our soundcheck which demanded more performance than the 3 HOURS we had previously agreed to. This contract called for an additional 30 minutes. That's right kids 210 minutes of pretzelrock. That's a lot. No extra money in this contract, just more music. And after we reluctantly agreed to this unforeseen addition (because we're good sports, and what the hell else were we going to do) they refused to give us a copy of this new contract.

DEEPER EP phase 1

DEEPER EP COMBO!!!

To commemorate the first phase of the DEEPER DARKER WEIRDER tour we're releasing a very limited handmade package EP and that's not enough for you awesome people so we're bundling it with a brand new beautiful "Monster Baby" shirt from ROBERT NIX NIXON, a signed Robert Nixon DEEPERDARKERWEIRDER poster, and a sticker... because stickers have 1000 uses.

$30 !!!

tracklisting.....

DUST
BURN
HELM
FACE

Shirt is white ink on black.


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INTERNATIONAL ORDERS NOW ACCEPTED!


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